








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1066 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 442 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2450 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4026 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5942 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4060 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,596,291 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mussu | 52% | 60 |
| #2 | MutteriBena | 51% | 146 |
| #3 | ErboneNN | 51% | 224 |
| #4 | heNe | 50% | 203 |
| #5 | Crusa | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | DANi | 41% | 88 |
| #12 | Juki | 37% | 60 |
| #13 | Wilsson | 29% | 38 |
| #14 | Jukiツ | 29% | 84 |
| #15 | murfy | 24% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heNe | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ErboneNN | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | simo | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | DANi | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Jukiツ | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heNe | 1090 | 0.26 | 26 min |
| #2 | ErboneNN | 851 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | IMI Negev | 234 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | DANi | 204 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | jupitero | 188 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heNe | +4.57 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | murfy | +1.37 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | jupitero | +1.29 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | DANi | +0.43 | 51 | 66 |
| #5 | Wilsson | +0.25 | 56 | 63 |





