








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2954 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1699 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2017 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2006 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $528,985 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spefix | 53% | 214 |
| #2 | SoMa | 52% | 134 |
| #3 | jim bim | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | gyrex | 47% | 38 |
| #5 | TopZ | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spefix | 53% | 214 |
| #2 | SoMa | 52% | 134 |
| #3 | jim bim | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | gyrex | 47% | 38 |
| #5 | TopZ | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spefix | 53 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | SoMa | 13 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | TopZ | 13 | 0.0169 |
| #4 | gyrex | 10 | 0.0132 |
| #5 | jim bim | 4 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spefix | 914 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #2 | SoMa | 608 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #3 | gyrex | 94 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | jim bim | 30 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | TopZ | 27 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gyrex | +1.65 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | Spefix | +1.17 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | SoMa | +0.61 | 83 | 65 |
| #4 | Ello | +0.59 | 72 | 62 |
| #5 | TopZ | -2.35 | 34 | 35 |





