








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 105 matches | ||
| Wingman | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5512 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3919 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3798 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3564 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,311,129 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 893 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rhythm | 17 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Parks | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | 6Mill | 9 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | eldirtyflamingo | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | hawk | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Parks | 316 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | rhythm | 301 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | eldirtyflamingo | 242 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | carbonic | 198 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #5 | FP | 95 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 6Mill | +3.57 | 70 | 51 |
| #2 | FP | +3.48 | 91 | 39 |
| #3 | Parks | +1.44 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕙 ℂ𝕠𝕔𝕜 | +1.43 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | carbonic | +1.25 | 59 | 71 |





