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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1766 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1673 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 769 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1061 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,093 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 838 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | king of silvers | 66% | 87 |
| #2 | 150k | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | neok | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | stressarN | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | king of silvers | 66% | 87 |
| #2 | 150k | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | neok | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | stressarN | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 150k | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | stressarN | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | king of silvers | 265 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | stressarN | 122 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | neok | 48 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | 150k | 27 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miroljub | +5.15 | 99 | 63 |
| #2 | king of silvers | +1.79 | 94 | 63 |
| #3 | stressarN | +0.28 | 88 | 69 |
| #4 | 150k | -0.77 | 90 | 50 |
| #5 | neok | -1.14 | 67 | 66 |





