








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 643 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7514 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5399 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 9782 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 6608 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,247,408 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0lteNN シ | 55% | 324 |
| #2 | Sparkyy | 51% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0lteNN シ | 55% | 324 |
| #2 | Sparkyy | 51% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0lteNN シ | 40 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Sparkyy | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0lteNN シ | 1195 | 0.19 | 32 min |
| #2 | Sparkyy | 386 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sparkyy | +1.89 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | Schnegge_V3 | +0.89 | 67 | 70 |
| #3 | m0lteNN シ | -0.95 | 77 | 69 |





