








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1083 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 965 | 33% |
| Smokes | 833 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 442 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 708 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,749 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JensenCS | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | GET DONKED ;) | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | NoSmoke | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | t0ft | 61% | 41 |
| #5 | høj | 61% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ChrisAzz§ SkinsGambling.com | 50% | 8 |
| #10 | King T'Challa | 45% | 22 |
| #11 | Minkelicious^ | 44% | 9 |
| #12 | flaxzy | 44% | 16 |
| #13 | MuGGe 眼睛像秃鹰 | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | høj | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | t0ft | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | g3ckz | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | NoSmoke | 2 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | flaxzy | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0ft | 103 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | flaxzy | 65 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | høj | 59 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Soidny | 59 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | g3ckz | 52 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0ft | +3.50 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | Minkelicious^ | +2.93 | 86 | 64 |
| #3 | Soidny | +2.34 | 86 | 76 |
| #4 | MeSterLund | +1.51 | 85 | 65 |
| #5 | JensenCS | +0.87 | 68 | 69 |





