








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6094 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5601 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5234 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4899 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,642,249 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1073 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hubert | 54% | 156 |
| #2 | g3ckz | 54% | 170 |
| #3 | t0ft | 53% | 650 |
| #4 | ABDI | 50% | 248 |
| #5 | NoSmoke | 50% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0ft | 1311 | 0.10 | 29 min |
| #2 | ABDI | 621 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | Lúniex | 494 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | NoSmoke | 368 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | g3ckz | 358 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0ft | +3.69 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | høj | +1.06 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | NoSmoke | +0.54 | 56 | 51 |
| #4 | GET DONKED ;) | +0.45 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | Høst | -1.05 | 58 | 54 |





