








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1247 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1249 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 804 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1220 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,566 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 623 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axell🌹 | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | haz1 | 62% | 61 |
| #3 | Krisz Dzsi Pisz | 61% | 49 |
| #4 | 24 | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | s1ckうずまきナル | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axell🌹 | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | haz1 | 62% | 61 |
| #3 | Krisz Dzsi Pisz | 61% | 49 |
| #4 | 24 | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | s1ckうずまきナル | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haz1 | 7 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Krisz Dzsi Pisz | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | 24 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisz Dzsi Pisz | 182 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | Axell🌹 | 116 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | 24 | 95 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | haz1 | 74 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | s1ckうずまきナル | 31 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axell🌹 | +2.80 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | 24 | +2.66 | 98 | 64 |
| #3 | 10 | +2.42 | 81 | 57 |
| #4 | haz1 | +0.95 | 87 | 46 |
| #5 | s1ckうずまきナル | +0.50 | 84 | 45 |





