








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1097 | 33% |
| Smokes | 674 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 723 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 782 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,015 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 528 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haz1 | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | CSK | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | ReXx- | 63% | 30 |
| #4 | 10 | 61% | 49 |
| #5 | yyerka | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 10 | 8 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | yyerka | 6 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | haz1 | 5 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | ReXx- | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | CSK | 2 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kim.[V] | 98 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| #2 | 10 | 96 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | ReXx- | 95 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | haz1 | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | yyerka | 46 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 10 | +4.54 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | kim.[V] | +2.76 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | ReXx- | +1.23 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | haz1 | +0.68 | 83 | 37 |
| #5 | Krisz Dzsi Pisz | -0.12 | 85 | 64 |





