








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 389 matches | ||
| Faceit | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9585 | 42% |
| Smokes | 8223 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2093 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 2853 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,900,915 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1738 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EURO | 69% | 45 |
| #2 | ez | 56% | 81 |
| #3 | Raymiester | 55% | 109 |
| #4 | sau | 53% | 133 |
| #5 | ThePilon | 50% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | sau | 53% | 133 |
| #5 | ThePilon | 50% | 64 |
| #6 | Jordan | 49% | 207 |
| #7 | veryclean | 43% | 51 |
| #8 | ohstrang | 37% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jordan | 42 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | sau | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | ohstrang | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | ThePilon | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Raymiester | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raymiester | 318 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | ez | 293 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Jordan | 221 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | sau | 203 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | EURO | 190 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ez | +2.40 | 84 | 48 |
| #2 | EURO | +2.12 | 86 | 58 |
| #3 | Raymiester | +1.52 | 94 | 55 |
| #4 | veryclean | +1.47 | 82 | 47 |
| #5 | ⛟ Chantel Jeffries | +1.11 | 57 | 56 |





