








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1443 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1472 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1821 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1858 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $485,367 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sorairo | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | ducky | 57% | 120 |
| #3 | Code404Error | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | fox | 54% | 149 |
| #5 | Zachyy | 53% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ducky | 57% | 120 |
| #3 | Code404Error | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | fox | 54% | 149 |
| #5 | Zachyy | 53% | 131 |
| #6 | beema | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fox | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Zachyy | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | ducky | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | sorairo | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | beema | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fox | 563 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | ducky | 298 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Zachyy | 249 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | sorairo | 99 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | beema | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sorairo | +2.27 | 58 | 71 |
| #2 | TheRiceFarmer | +2.08 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | fox | +0.75 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | ducky | +0.05 | 87 | 54 |
| #5 | beema | -0.65 | 75 | 47 |





