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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1997 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3050 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3313 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2476 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $742,877 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Eclipse | M1K1 | 51% | 82 |
| #6 | DÁVID | 51% | 120 |
| #7 | ♛ff♛ | Luciano | 50% | 18 |
| #8 | ♛ff♛ | Süketszem | 49% | 115 |
| #9 | Krisszler | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ff♛ | Inester | 19 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | DÁVID | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | ♛ff♛ | Süketszem | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Eclipse | M1K1 | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | SüketSzem | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DÁVID | 240 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | ♛ff♛ | Inester | 225 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | ♛ff♛ | Süketszem | 86 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Eclipse | M1K1 | 80 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Krisszler | 38 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DÁVID | +3.68 | 87 | 53 |
| #2 | SüketSzem | +1.12 | 74 | 57 |
| #3 | Eclipse | M1K1 | +0.97 | 87 | 40 |
| #4 | ♛ff♛ | Süketszem | +0.80 | 75 | 51 |
| #5 | Krisszler | +0.50 | 63 | 66 |





