








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 642 | 34% |
| Smokes | 364 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 412 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 446 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,669 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 702.🥀 | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | ✨قوست | 88% | 8 |
| #3 | Lelush✨ | 86% | 7 |
| #4 | -.BaN | 75% | 8 |
| #5 | Falafel | 71% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iExpertxC4x | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Jerome | 3 | 0.0172 |
| #3 | 𐂃𐂃𐂃❀ | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✨قوست | +3.90 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | Falafel | +2.74 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | iExpertxC4x | +0.91 | 65 | 70 |
| #4 | Lelush✨ | +0.76 | 27 | 69 |
| #5 | ✪> . RomeL . <キ | +0.73 | 44 | 64 |





