








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 755 matches | ||
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




151 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13341 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16550 | 40% |
| Smokes | 8735 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8848 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7145 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,918,869 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 594 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | t0m | 75% | 154 |
| #14 | Tazzmaster | 75% | 359 |
| #15 | doom | 75% | 502 |
| #16 | ايتاتشي | 75% | 99 |
| #17 | Ace | 73% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✨قوست | 138 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | doom | 74 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Lelush✨ | 45 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Tazzmaster | 38 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Fl0yd- | 29 | 0.0072 |





