








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 913 | 22% |
| Smokes | 596 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1665 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1050 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $343,853 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pearly dewdrops drops | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | 9kg ballast | 51% | 55 |
| #3 | modern | 44% | 82 |
| #4 | Lorenzo | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | Tactical_Camel | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 9kg ballast | 51% | 55 |
| #3 | modern | 44% | 82 |
| #4 | Lorenzo | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | Tactical_Camel | 39% | 23 |
| #6 | ByDaviiZ | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9kg ballast | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | modern | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Tactical_Camel | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | pearly dewdrops drops | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | modern | 312 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | 9kg ballast | 306 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #3 | Lorenzo | 72 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tactical_Camel | 66 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | pearly dewdrops drops | 58 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9kg ballast | +5.41 | 58 | 60 |
| #2 | ByDaviiZ | +3.85 | 86 | 52 |
| #3 | pearly dewdrops drops | +3.18 | 78 | 45 |
| #4 | modern | -1.04 | 43 | 44 |
| #5 | Lorenzo | -2.11 | 36 | 45 |





