








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1255 | 43% |
| Smokes | 822 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 701 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 130 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $573,436 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππΌππ½ππΌπ | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Royaleking | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | JACK #brain_Issues | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | ππ
°ππ
Ύπ β’ | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | LogiTeChGods | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACK #brain_Issues | 6 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | LogiTeChGods | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | ππ
°ππ
Ύπ β’ | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ
°ππ
Ύπ β’ | +2.11 | 36 | 65 |
| #2 | Royaleking | +1.54 | 86 | 48 |
| #3 | ππΌππ½ππΌπ | -0.27 | 14 | 46 |
| #4 | LogiTeChGods | -0.40 | 2 | 48 |
| #5 | Batman7 | -1.00 | 33 | 56 |





