








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 467 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6824 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4117 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 7016 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3455 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $423,130 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5916 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LogiTeChGods | 42% | 166 |
| #2 | JACK #brain_Issues | 40% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LogiTeChGods | 42% | 166 |
| #2 | JACK #brain_Issues | 40% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACK #brain_Issues | 52 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | LogiTeChGods | 15 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LogiTeChGods | 849 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #2 | JACK #brain_Issues | 444 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LogiTeChGods | +0.08 | 10 | 47 |
| #2 | ππΌππ½ππΌπ | -1.11 | 19 | 49 |
| #3 | JACK #brain_Issues | -1.97 | 15 | 35 |





