








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3040 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2795 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3815 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1425 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1878 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,274,135 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 455 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cinny/UK | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | WELSBOT | 68% | 57 |
| #3 | Kieren | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | YaBoiBlue | 57% | 136 |
| #5 | THEGENERAL | 53% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kieren | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | YaBoiBlue | 57% | 136 |
| #5 | THEGENERAL | 53% | 108 |
| #6 | a a ron | 51% | 72 |
| #7 | OnA | 50% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THEGENERAL | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | a a ron | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | YaBoiBlue | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | OnA | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Cinny/UK | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YaBoiBlue | 215 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | OnA | 105 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | THEGENERAL | 86 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | WELSBOT | 83 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | a a ron | 56 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WELSBOT | +1.80 | 68 | 54 |
| #2 | YaBoiBlue | +1.65 | 68 | 56 |
| #3 | a a ron | +0.97 | 54 | 55 |
| #4 | Skeltzy | +0.79 | 71 | 54 |
| #5 | Kieren | +0.59 | 59 | 49 |





