








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 700 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,183 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11270 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9670 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8347 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8896 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,262,981 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2843 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suoladgl | 80% | 66 |
| #2 | kyykyttaja | 76% | 122 |
| #3 | kippo^ ez.org | 73% | 158 |
| #4 | Ranka.C | 60% | 85 |
| #5 | pulujr⢠| 56% | 552 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kosoboiiđ | +3.35 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | Suoladgl | +2.67 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | kippo^ ez.org | +2.40 | 76 | 77 |
| #4 | pulujr⢠| -0.33 | 68 | 73 |
| #5 | Kingi | -0.71 | 66 | 58 |





