








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3073 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2577 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2082 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2568 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $533,052 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 397 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrysPKreme | 53% | 215 |
| #2 | failcrab | 45% | 31 |
| #3 | groovin | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | donut | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrysPKreme | 53% | 215 |
| #2 | failcrab | 45% | 31 |
| #3 | groovin | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | donut | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrysPKreme | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | groovin | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | donut | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrysPKreme | 1266 | 0.26 | 36 min |
| #2 | failcrab | 158 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | groovin | 126 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | donut | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | failcrab | +2.16 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | Noname | +1.23 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | groovin | -0.25 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | KrysPKreme | -0.85 | 45 | 73 |
| #5 | donut | -1.10 | 73 | 58 |





