








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1861 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 586 matches | ||
| Premier | 547 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14125 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10826 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8534 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9182 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,206,977 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4613 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | junipurr | 64% | 69 |
| #2 | ᠌ ??? | 52% | 99 |
| #3 | carlos | 49% | 158 |
| #4 | braut | 48% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | junipurr | 64% | 69 |
| #2 | ᠌ ??? | 52% | 99 |
| #3 | carlos | 49% | 158 |
| #4 | braut | 48% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carlos | 27 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | ᠌ ??? | 27 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | braut | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carlos | 446 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | braut | 442 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #3 | junipurr | 291 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | ᠌ ??? | 170 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carlos | +1.74 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | skepje' | +0.84 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | ᠌ ??? | +0.47 | 68 | 48 |
| #4 | braut | +0.36 | 69 | 78 |
| #5 | junipurr | -0.52 | 74 | 44 |





