








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 374 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3408 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5123 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4259 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3953 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,036,765 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naladobrazil | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | Le B #LAFRAUDE | 60% | 67 |
| #3 | ✪ Kenny ✪ | 54% | 54 |
| #4 | . TTF . bEULS_ | 53% | 298 |
| #5 | =TTF=TamZaK | 47% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ Kenny ✪ | 54% | 54 |
| #4 | . TTF . bEULS_ | 53% | 298 |
| #5 | =TTF=TamZaK | 47% | 66 |
| #6 | Unirem | 45% | 33 |
| #7 | Jlo | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . TTF . bEULS_ | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Le B #LAFRAUDE | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Naladobrazil | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | =TTF=TamZaK | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Unirem | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . TTF . bEULS_ | 300 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #2 | Le B #LAFRAUDE | 70 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪ Kenny ✪ | 60 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Unirem | 54 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | =TTF=TamZaK | 47 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le B #LAFRAUDE | +2.80 | 79 | 49 |
| #2 | Unirem | +1.64 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | ✪ Kenny ✪ | +0.90 | 80 | 59 |
| #4 | WhyNot?! | +0.80 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | . TTF . bEULS_ | +0.62 | 69 | 48 |





