








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 436 | 22% |
| Smokes | 444 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 734 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 394 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $345,351 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RiksX | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Vegeh | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Pasanen | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | The mighty boar | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Elzi87 | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hansooolo | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | nahkisssss | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Jaakkohhh | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Avancer | 2 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nahkisssss | 161 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | Hansooolo | 124 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | RiksX | 38 | 0.39 | 1 min |
| #4 | Avancer | 35 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | jupade99 | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The mighty boar | +3.39 | 63 | 65 |
| #2 | RiksX | +3.15 | 51 | 75 |
| #3 | Vegeh | +3.06 | 73 | 78 |
| #4 | Hansooolo | +2.75 | 70 | 69 |
| #5 | Jaakkohhh | +1.36 | 64 | 30 |





