








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 127 | 18% |
| Smokes | 187 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 253 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 142 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $115,750 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyboshi | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | River Flower | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | Cyxie | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | God | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | WhileYouWait | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyboshi | 3 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Döner Güzel | +3.23 | 56 | 37 |
| #2 | Elijah "Cranking 90's" Brillo | +2.32 | 62 | 50 |
| #3 | Cyxie | +1.32 | 50 | 60 |
| #4 | Cyboshi | +1.09 | 52 | 56 |
| #5 | WhileYouWait | +0.29 | 41 | 44 |





