








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1721 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 738 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1090 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 484 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 533 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $222,526 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrotherInArms | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Noahh | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | ChaseMe | 58% | 73 |
| #4 | Noah | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrotherInArms | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Noahh | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | ChaseMe | 58% | 73 |
| #4 | Noah | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrotherInArms | 8 | 0.0257 |
| #2 | ChaseMe | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Noahh | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChaseMe | 260 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | BrotherInArms | 27 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Noah | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #4 | Noahh | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frewin | +3.35 | 78 | 46 |
| #2 | Noah | +1.62 | 84 | 30 |
| #3 | Noahh | +0.86 | 91 | 22 |
| #4 | ChaseMe | -0.68 | 67 | 44 |
| #5 | BrotherInArms | -1.29 | 38 | 40 |





