








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 73 | 12% |
| Smokes | 128 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 237 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 194 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $219,773 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr_Untz | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Skash™ | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Frewin | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | ChaseMe | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr_Untz | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Skash™ | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Frewin | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | ChaseMe | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frewin | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ChaseMe | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Skash™ | 1 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChaseMe | 165 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Frewin | 59 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Mr_Untz | 13 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | Skash™ | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr_Untz | +2.63 | 72 | 40 |
| #2 | Frewin | +2.19 | 78 | 49 |
| #3 | Noah | +1.52 | 88 | 25 |
| #4 | Skash™ | -0.86 | 64 | 18 |
| #5 | ChaseMe | -0.88 | 67 | 47 |





