








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6168 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4389 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2506 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2222 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $672,236 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karsznioza | 64% | 74 |
| #2 | TimesNewRoman | 60% | 83 |
| #3 | Hymel Jadwiga | 60% | 115 |
| #4 | Nikodem | 58% | 43 |
| #5 | grzegorz dom | 56% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Janoza | 48% | 42 |
| #11 | โ
Mr. UMnu uhambe | 44% | 36 |
| #12 | pam pam siemano | 42% | 24 |
| #13 | grand theft autism | 38% | 21 |
| #14 | FreAkyFreAx | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grzegorz dom | 15 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | meniometa | 14 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Mufmentlol | 14 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Hymel Jadwiga | 13 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Ugandalf | 8 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mufmentlol | 465 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | Ugandalf | 236 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Hymel Jadwiga | 219 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Karsznioza | 191 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | TimesNewRoman | 144 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ใใงใชใผ Masuo Miyaya ๐ | +5.66 | 82 | 82 |
| #2 | Karsznioza | +1.75 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | Mufmentlol | +0.78 | 62 | 64 |
| #4 | โ
Mr. UMnu uhambe | +0.65 | 66 | 42 |
| #5 | Ugandalf | -0.00 | 52 | 52 |





