








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
878 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 459 | 21% |
| Smokes | 345 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 884 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 470 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,924 of utility $272 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Delphinium | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | 금강 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | 왕복할배 | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | joon00 | 61% | 18 |
| #5 | MM | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Delphinium | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | 금강 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | 왕복할배 | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | joon00 | 61% | 18 |
| #5 | MM | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 왕복할배 | 7 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | joon00 | 6 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | 금강 | 5 | 0.0235 |
| #4 | MM | 2 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 금강 | 56 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #2 | joon00 | 40 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | 왕복할배 | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | MM | 17 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Delphinium | 10 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 금강 | +8.64 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | 왕복할배 | +4.36 | 67 | 20 |
| #3 | 박세봉 | +2.05 | 60 | 55 |
| #4 | Delphinium | -0.99 | 36 | 42 |
| #5 | joon00 | -1.31 | 52 | 24 |





