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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,358 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 568 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1375 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 495 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 920 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $589,353 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blank | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | 다예 | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Delphinium | 67% | 42 |
| #4 | Lilly | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | 금강 | 64% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 금강 | 27 | 0.0256 |
| #2 | joon00 | 22 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | MM | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Delphinium | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | 박세봉 | 2 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 금강 | 279 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #2 | joon00 | 173 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lilly | 90 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | Delphinium | 67 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | 김치전사 | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 금강 | +8.93 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | blank | +3.80 | 88 | 53 |
| #3 | 왕복할배 | +2.98 | 73 | 33 |
| #4 | Lilly | +1.49 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | 박세봉 | +0.70 | 55 | 55 |





