








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 638 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 641 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4769 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4205 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2821 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2928 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,448,131 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1569 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _nicolpif_ | 50% | 477 |
| #2 | Le chevalier blanc | 49% | 421 |
| #3 | CmoiThomas | 48% | 114 |
| #4 | Cshoww | 44% | 213 |
| #5 | marty6503 | 44% | 313 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _nicolpif_ | 38 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | benomite | 18 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | marty6503 | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | CmoiThomas | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Garok | 8 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le chevalier blanc | 209 | 0.02 | 5 min |
| #2 | _nicolpif_ | 169 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #3 | Cshoww | 148 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | CmoiThomas | 58 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | benomite | 52 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CmoiThomas | +2.45 | 39 | 23 |
| #2 | _nicolpif_ | +1.96 | 27 | 24 |
| #3 | Le chevalier blanc | +1.06 | 30 | 39 |
| #4 | IamAPineapple | +0.74 | 39 | 35 |
| #5 | Anyndril | -0.24 | 22 | 52 |





