








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3341 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,450 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5208 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4056 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2840 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3346 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $764,906 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hiyro | 63% | 166 |
| #2 | TricoN | 61% | 211 |
| #3 | Gotfredsen | 60% | 143 |
| #4 | m0c1n | 55% | 273 |
| #5 | mango enjoyer | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gotfredsen | 60% | 143 |
| #4 | m0c1n | 55% | 273 |
| #5 | mango enjoyer | 54% | 28 |
| #6 | BlackopsKGB | 48% | 147 |
| #7 | Ziksakk | 28% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hiyro | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | m0c1n | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | TricoN | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | mango enjoyer | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | BlackopsKGB | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0c1n | 1405 | 0.25 | 34 min |
| #2 | hiyro | 787 | 0.23 | 21 min |
| #3 | TricoN | 772 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #4 | Gotfredsen | 513 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #5 | BlackopsKGB | 139 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TricoN | +2.31 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | hiyro | +1.35 | 83 | 76 |
| #3 | m0c1n | +1.10 | 72 | 69 |
| #4 | Theft | -0.52 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | BlackopsKGB | -0.62 | 78 | 46 |





