








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4824 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2052 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2117 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2111 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3422 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,876,684 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mango enjoyer | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | hiyro | 57% | 129 |
| #3 | Gotfredsen | 55% | 58 |
| #4 | TricoN | 55% | 102 |
| #5 | m0c1n | 52% | 274 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gotfredsen | 55% | 58 |
| #4 | TricoN | 55% | 102 |
| #5 | m0c1n | 52% | 274 |
| #6 | Theft | 48% | 147 |
| #7 | Ziksakk | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0c1n | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | hiyro | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | TricoN | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Theft | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Gotfredsen | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0c1n | 1505 | 0.27 | 34 min |
| #2 | Theft | 684 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #3 | hiyro | 464 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | TricoN | 322 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | Gotfredsen | 267 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TricoN | +2.66 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | hiyro | +2.26 | 84 | 71 |
| #3 | m0c1n | +1.31 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | Gotfredsen | -0.23 | 73 | 70 |
| #5 | Theft | -0.56 | 72 | 69 |





