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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 700 | 40% |
| Smokes | 402 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 362 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 284 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $32,113 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleusealord | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | FlaresSoGlobal | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | 📼 Arrianard 💽 | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Avixen | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleusealord | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | FlaresSoGlobal | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | 📼 Arrianard 💽 | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Avixen | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlaresSoGlobal | 1 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Avixen | 1 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleusealord | 103 | 0.36 | 3 min |
| #2 | FlaresSoGlobal | 56 | 0.50 | 1 min |
| #3 | Avixen | 11 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | 📼 Arrianard 💽 | 9 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleusealord | +2.57 | 81 | 79 |
| #2 | FlaresSoGlobal | +1.88 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | 📼 Arrianard 💽 | +0.72 | 39 | 45 |
| #4 | Fazium | -0.89 | 29 | 57 |
| #5 | Avixen | -7.14 | 64 | 28 |





