








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 756 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2489 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2322 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1217 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,392,372 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantoney | 57% | 72 |
| #2 | StormBreak | 42% | 305 |
| #3 | Vintorez96 | 40% | 353 |
| #4 | MaxHD® | 33% | 217 |
| #5 | beea | 29% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantoney | 57% | 72 |
| #2 | StormBreak | 42% | 305 |
| #3 | Vintorez96 | 40% | 353 |
| #4 | MaxHD® | 33% | 217 |
| #5 | beea | 29% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vintorez96 | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | StormBreak | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | beea | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Phantoney | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | MaxHD® | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StormBreak | 917 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | Vintorez96 | 851 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #3 | MaxHD® | 434 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | beea | 186 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Phantoney | 79 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantoney | +6.06 | 81 | 49 |
| #2 | StormBreak | +5.78 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | MaxHD® | +1.17 | 33 | 47 |
| #4 | Vintorez96 | -1.09 | 20 | 57 |
| #5 | QuirkcyTurtle | -4.44 | 24 | 35 |





