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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 658 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1062 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1630 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1826 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $890,325 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QuirkcyTurtle | 29% | 178 |
| #2 | Vintorez96 | 29% | 185 |
| #3 | MaxHD® | 28% | 197 |
| #4 | StormBreak | 28% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QuirkcyTurtle | 29% | 178 |
| #2 | Vintorez96 | 29% | 185 |
| #3 | MaxHD® | 28% | 197 |
| #4 | StormBreak | 28% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vintorez96 | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | StormBreak | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | MaxHD® | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | QuirkcyTurtle | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StormBreak | 518 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | Vintorez96 | 465 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | MaxHD® | 393 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | QuirkcyTurtle | 148 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StormBreak | +7.45 | 74 | 58 |
| #2 | MaxHD® | +1.38 | 33 | 49 |
| #3 | Vintorez96 | -0.22 | 20 | 61 |
| #4 | QuirkcyTurtle | -4.13 | 27 | 43 |
| #5 | beea | -8.40 | 2 | 42 |





