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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 2 different maps


Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
37 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 91 | 48% |
| Smokes | 23 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 28 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 47 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,930 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hypex | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Yung John | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | S E J E R | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hypex | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Yung John | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | S E J E R | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yung John | 2 | 0.0179 |
| #2 | Hypex | 2 | 0.0227 |
| #3 | S E J E R | 2 | 0.0290 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S E J E R | 23 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #2 | Yung John | 8 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Hypex | 6 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hypex | +11.96 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | S E J E R | -0.63 | 87 | 40 |
| #3 | Yung John | -1.55 | 82 | 26 |
| #4 | Stefan Salvatore | -1.79 | 70 | 29 |





