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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4109 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3328 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4715 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2542 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,042,555 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil™ QWERT1` | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | Godless | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | Робчик | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | xanwalk | 42% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil™ QWERT1` | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | Godless | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | Робчик | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | xanwalk | 42% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xanwalk | 19 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Робчик | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xanwalk | 370 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Godless | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Робчик | 27 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lil™ QWERT1` | 20 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godless | +4.21 | 86 | 73 |
| #2 | xanwalk | +0.80 | 68 | 77 |
| #3 | Lil™ QWERT1` | -0.25 | 58 | 62 |
| #4 | Робчик | -0.54 | 30 | 46 |
| #5 | FRyz | -0.82 | 63 | 67 |





