








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1977 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1116 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1001 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1374 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $199,971 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RULLATUOLI_TAPPAJA69 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | irenic | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ,.- | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | irenic | 263 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #2 | ,.- | 112 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | mudder fugger | 103 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | RULLATUOLI_TAPPAJA69 | 101 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hyyppä | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mudder fugger | +2.79 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | ,.- | +2.09 | 61 | 69 |
| #3 | y49ari | +1.65 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | RULLATUOLI_TAPPAJA69 | +0.41 | 76 | 35 |
| #5 | Hyyppä | -0.63 | 75 | 22 |





