








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5359 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2974 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3499 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3734 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $772,431 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sirgejj | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | VeetiPatrik | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | diukka | 28% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sirgejj | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | VeetiPatrik | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | diukka | 28% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sirgejj | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | diukka | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | VeetiPatrik | 2 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sirgejj | 59 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | diukka | 36 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | VeetiPatrik | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sirgejj | +2.22 | 60 | 61 |
| #2 | VeetiPatrik | +0.87 | 54 | 47 |
| #3 | Tom Harjukangas | -1.77 | 37 | 79 |
| #4 | diukka | -3.76 | 24 | 43 |





