








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 500 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1238 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1371 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1310 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 716 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $538,981 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nawaaaqanitawaaase | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Luna.Lovegood | 63% | 46 |
| #3 | Chop1ner nz | 62% | 89 |
| #4 | zXISEEYOUBROXz | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | Bladesway | 55% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bladesway | 55% | 56 |
| #6 | 𝔻OG𝕄ANthe𝔹OSS | 53% | 19 |
| #7 | 🅼🅰🅽🅶🅾 | 51% | 166 |
| #8 | мȏѕċнι | 50% | 104 |
| #9 | CHUNKY_monkey | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🅼🅰🅽🅶🅾 | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Chop1ner nz | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | мȏѕċнι | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Bladesway | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | zXISEEYOUBROXz | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luna.Lovegood | 290 | 0.33 | 6 min |
| #2 | 🅼🅰🅽🅶🅾 | 186 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Chop1ner nz | 162 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bladesway | 130 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | мȏѕċнι | 85 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | biubiubiu | +4.14 | 68 | 48 |
| #2 | Nawaaaqanitawaaase | +3.85 | 80 | 67 |
| #3 | zXISEEYOUBROXz | +3.60 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | Chop1ner nz | +1.51 | 58 | 51 |
| #5 | 𝔻OG𝕄ANthe𝔹OSS | -1.18 | 52 | 61 |





