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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
666 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 271 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1021 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 357 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 788 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $191,437 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diif | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | boskari | 48% | 79 |
| #3 | snfx-ツ | 38% | 21 |
| #4 | 7rneh | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | useless the talentless :3 | 36% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boskari | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | useless the talentless :3 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | levicci | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | snfx-ツ | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | 7rneh | 1 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boskari | +3.25 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | snfx-ツ | +0.27 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | useless the talentless :3 | -0.03 | 61 | 56 |
| #4 | Diif | -0.20 | 42 | 48 |
| #5 | Rabido_ | -0.60 | 58 | 51 |





