








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 873 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4400 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3388 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3017 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1810 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,301,079 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 543 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tungsten hexafluoride | 53% | 45 |
| #2 | Freddy | 46% | 183 |
| #3 | Dr pepper cream soda™ | 46% | 130 |
| #4 | Geogre :) | 44% | 483 |
| #5 | Lem0n | 44% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geogre :) | 535 | 0.06 | 16 min |
| #2 | Freddy | 367 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | tungsten hexafluoride | 131 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | SMG_King | 123 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Dr pepper cream soda™ | 89 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | цыпленок ебарь | +2.38 | 70 | 53 |
| #2 | Lem0n | +1.89 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | SMG_King | +1.55 | 35 | 54 |
| #4 | BOT S1lver | +1.12 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | Freddy | -1.12 | 48 | 39 |





