








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 477 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3011 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2975 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 405 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 4216 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,896,347 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | цыпленок ебарь | 13 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | BOT S1lver | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Lem0n | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Dr pepper cream soda™ | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Freddy | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | цыпленок ебарь | 1236 | 0.13 | 33 min |
| #2 | SMG_King | 175 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Freddy | 167 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | tungsten hexafluoride | 145 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | BOT S1lver | 142 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lem0n | +2.48 | 74 | 52 |
| #2 | цыпленок ебарь | +2.35 | 69 | 53 |
| #3 | BOT S1lver | +1.79 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | SMG_King | +1.02 | 33 | 56 |
| #5 | Freddy | -0.82 | 48 | 38 |





