








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 407 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2161 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2221 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1423 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2225 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,311 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝗽𝗮𝗸𝗼 | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Bears like beer G4SKINS | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | biskup | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | M1L0 | 53% | 53 |
| #5 | tp? | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | f00kens | 43% | 53 |
| #11 | Lekarz | 43% | 28 |
| #12 | HSK | 40% | 20 |
| #13 | hii ✋ | 40% | 35 |
| #14 | sinu6 | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tp? | 13 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | M1L0 | 9 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | f00kens | 7 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | hii ✋ | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | I S H Y R U | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hii ✋ | 131 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | I S H Y R U | 122 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | f00kens | 119 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | tp? | 109 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | M1L0 | 105 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪GRRA✪ | +2.63 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | M1L0 | +2.36 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | m1siaj | +1.17 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | misioREX | +0.31 | 87 | 70 |
| #5 | tp? | +0.09 | 58 | 60 |





