








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1507 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1411 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1470 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1346 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,072 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | biskup | 47% | 34 |
| #11 | ✪GRRA✪ | 47% | 30 |
| #12 | f00kens | 46% | 26 |
| #13 | hii ✋ | 40% | 15 |
| #14 | JustSayMyName! | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1L0 | 13 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | tp? | 11 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | f00kens | 6 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | hii ✋ | 5 | 0.0148 |
| #5 | biskup | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HSK | +5.71 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | M1L0 | +5.04 | 89 | 53 |
| #3 | ✪GRRA✪ | +2.09 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | misioREX | +1.83 | 87 | 68 |
| #5 | Lekarz | +0.93 | 70 | 69 |





