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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 499 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5837 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6021 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6144 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4977 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,928,499 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3ADSh0T | 52% | 44 |
| #2 | ★彡[Rowdy]彡★ | 51% | 255 |
| #3 | arT | 51% | 106 |
| #4 | jódete | 51% | 243 |
| #5 | DeagHead⁄⁄=* | 50% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeagHead⁄⁄=* | +2.97 | 60 | 86 |
| #2 | 3🅳🅴🅰🅶 || Kaala//=* | +2.55 | 59 | 87 |
| #3 | ★彡[Rowdy]彡★ | +0.69 | 40 | 75 |
| #4 | MΛᄃ乂dΣ | +0.62 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | arT | -0.33 | 48 | 65 |





