








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 253 | 22% |
| Smokes | 351 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 307 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 250 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,282 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jezuze | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | big CHUNK | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | RaidoN | CSGOFade.net | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Pischar | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Juxtaism | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mooZ^ | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Ren1 | 1 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | RaidoN | CSGOFade.net | 1 | 0.0172 |
| #4 | Pischar | 1 | 0.0172 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaidoN | CSGOFade.net | +5.54 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | Jezuze | +5.39 | 67 | 68 |
| #3 | JetBlacK0311 | +1.86 | 92 | 74 |
| #4 | mooZ^ | +1.45 | 83 | 79 |
| #5 | claptaps | +0.94 | 76 | 63 |





