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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
56 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 38 | 24% |
| Smokes | 31 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 35 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 52 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $47,070 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bodom | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | TeD | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | M arkku-_- | 38% | 13 |
| #4 | JormaErä | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | vauhti | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | TeD | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | M arkku-_- | 38% | 13 |
| #4 | JormaErä | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | vauhti | 17% | 6 |
| #6 | Kottarainen | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M arkku-_- | 15 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | JormaErä | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | vauhti | 11 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | TeD | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kottarainen | 7 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeD | +10.20 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | Kottarainen | +7.96 | 58 | 64 |
| #3 | Bodom | +1.67 | 36 | 44 |
| #4 | vauhti | +0.67 | 78 | 66 |
| #5 | JormaErä | -0.44 | 30 | 34 |





