








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 730 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2958 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1541 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1893 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1946 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $504,837 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1658 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пуцін твой бацькаⱭ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 44 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | Mr.Snake-A- | 25 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | SoLo | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | NnA____A | 5 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | tLiar | 3 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пуцін твой бацькаⱭ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 479 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | SoLo | 449 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | N1aR | 353 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | Mr.Snake-A- | 273 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | 亞洲第一突破手Bonk | 225 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1aR | +4.87 | 95 | 64 |
| #2 | HaZard | +3.43 | 84 | 51 |
| #3 | Mr.Snake-A- | +3.30 | 77 | 56 |
| #4 | NnA____A | +2.51 | 87 | 38 |
| #5 | Пуцін твой бацькаⱭ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | +1.56 | 61 | 42 |





