








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 62 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 527 | 25% |
| Smokes | 595 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 447 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 565 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $162,046 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlexxM | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Oliwki | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | Timpy | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | hannula🙃 | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Svennberg | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Oliwki | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | Timpy | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | hannula🙃 | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Svennberg | 50% | 46 |
| #6 | bekszz | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hannula🙃 | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svennberg | 205 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Timpy | 74 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | hannula🙃 | 70 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Oliwki | 33 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | AlexxM | 18 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | berko | +0.93 | 68 | 61 |
| #2 | Svennberg | -0.15 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | AlexxM | -0.20 | 75 | 75 |
| #4 | Timpy | -0.26 | 84 | 66 |
| #5 | Oliwki | -1.08 | 75 | 63 |





